I really need learn how to look feminine

I was mistaken for a guy this evening....and it’s not the first time this has happened! I guess it’s one of the drawbacks to being really tall and having short hair??? Call me vain, but having someone come up to me and say, “Excuse me sir...” and then upon having me glare at him, stammer, “er...excuse me...ma’am?” is pretty much the icing on my crappy fucking day.

I MUST, I repeat MUST learn how to apply makeup, and then make a conscious effort to wear it daily. Oh, and in addition to not buying pants anymore, I have decided to try to eliminate all of the pants from my wardrobe by this time next year (except for my charcoal grey pantsuit - I really like that suit). It’s skirts for me from here on in. Oh yeah, and maybe I’ll even invest in a pair of earrings. Anything to avoid being called sir again.